January 3: Zhuangzi Section 7

January 3
Zhuangzi Section 7 (end)
The emperor of the South Sea was called Shu [Brief], the emperor of the North Sea was called Hu [Sudden], and the emperor of the central region was called Hundun [Chaos]. Shu and Hu from time to time came together for a meeting in the territory of Hundun, and Hundun treated them very generously. Shu and Hu discussed how they could repay his kindness. “All men,” they said, “have seven openings so they can see, hear, eat, and breath. But Hundun alone doesn’t have any. Let’s try boring him some!”
Every day they bored another hole, and on the seventh day Hundun died.

- I like this one, although I’m not entirely sure why. Cultural relativity? :)